Monday, September 2, 2013


A quick story about one of the “characters” of Manistique:

Let me tell you about our neighbor? Her name is PF__, and she is notorious for getting so drunk each and every night that when she walks up or down the stairs she makes the loudest grunts, and breathes out loud breaths. She has a tendency to come home while we are planning for the next day and it is so funny to hear her come up the stairs each night that we often have to stop planning because we are laughing so hard (don't forget, this is a nightly occurrence). We play games like: how many moans and grunts are we going to hear tonight? Or, how long will it take PF__ to come up the 25 steps? Each night is funny and then in the morning... she snores so loud that we can hear her while we are studying. We often joke that a "PF__ nightmare" would be her dreaming of going up an endless set of stair case while she was drunk. Oh! She only has 3 teeth, and she also makes special brownies that have marijuana in them (we found this out from the lady who used to live in our apartment). You remember our former investigator D_ who likes to live off the grid, right? Well, PF__ and D__ know each other (of course they would) and they complement each other in the worst way. We can't complain too much though, PF__ gave us $20 while she was drunk one day, good thing she hasn't asked for it back Love,
Elder Luymes.
Beautiful sunset this week.

I'm sure there is a story here but I have no idea why a cow would
lift her skirt and a hotdog would pour sauce on its own head!

Two guys that are probably up to no good together!
 

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