A quick story about one of the “characters” of
Manistique:
Let me tell you about our neighbor? Her name
is PF__, and she is notorious for getting so drunk each and every night that
when she walks up or down the stairs she makes the loudest grunts, and breathes
out loud breaths. She has a tendency to come home while we are planning for the
next day and it is so funny to hear her come up the stairs each night that we
often have to stop planning because we are laughing so hard (don't forget, this
is a nightly occurrence). We play games like: how many moans and grunts are we
going to hear tonight? Or, how long will it take PF__ to come up the 25 steps?
Each night is funny and then in the morning... she snores so loud that we can
hear her while we are studying. We often joke that a "PF__ nightmare"
would be her dreaming of going up an endless set of stair case while she was
drunk. Oh! She only has 3 teeth, and she also makes special brownies that have
marijuana in them (we found this out from the lady who used to live in our apartment).
You remember our former investigator D_ who likes to live off the grid, right?
Well, PF__ and D__ know each other (of course they would) and they complement
each other in the worst way. We can't complain too much though, PF__ gave us $20
while she was drunk one day, good thing she hasn't asked for it back Love,
Elder Luymes.
Beautiful sunset this week. |
I'm sure there is a story here but I have no idea why a cow would lift her skirt and a hotdog would pour sauce on its own head! |
Two guys that are probably up to no good together! |
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